Monday: Glasses Broke.
Tuesday: Leg gets stuck in two feet of mud at work. Attempt to pull it out results in a severly pulled thigh.
Wednesday: Flu(?) causes loss of hearing in right ear.
Thursday: (Technally, very early Friday morning) Son throws up in crib. Clean it up. Son throws up on toy couch. Clean it up. Son throws up in garbage can.
Friday: Step on nail at work, goes through boot into foot. Bloody sock. Get home, open mail, $110 speeding ticket (fuck you, speed cameras)
I'm affraid for my life at this point.
Friday, February 18, 2011
Friday, February 4, 2011
WTF Chuck?!
Okay, my mind has been blown.
I have endured numerous childeren's programing since my son was born. Barny, Elmo, Yo Gabba Gabba, Backyardigans, The Wiggles....I get'em. Simple, basic, geared for kids, got it. But the recent discovery of The Adventures of Chuck & Friends has caused me to question way to many things.
At its base, the show is about anthropomorphic cars and trucks who have adventures and learn about life. But when you actually begin to look at this show you really begin to question things.
1. Chuck is a dump truck. His mother is a forklift and his father is a big rig. Let that sink in a second. Now I have to wonder about vehicular mating. I really can't imagine sex or reproduction, so how do they have a kid? Did they just go to a dealership and pick one out?
2. Chuck's mother works at a mechanic shop, which for a society of cars would make one assume it to be similar to a hospital. Yet in one episode Chuck needs to go to a doctor so his mother brings him to see an ambulance (doctor) AT A HOSPITAL! If they have doctors and hospitals, what the fuck is the mechanic for? Also, why couldn't his mother fix him is she is a mechanic?
3. Chuck and his friends are always building of doing something that would require hands and feet to accomplish, yet they always explain what they want to do, then cut to a finished product. How the hell do cars who have no arms, legs, hands or feet, build crate forts or sand castles?
I swear I can't stop thinking about the mind blowing questions about this show. My wife has tried to compare it to the logic and premise behind Spider-Man. A high school kid gaining the powers of a spider after being bitten by a radioactive spider makes perfect sence, especially compared to the mating rituals of tractor trailers.
I have endured numerous childeren's programing since my son was born. Barny, Elmo, Yo Gabba Gabba, Backyardigans, The Wiggles....I get'em. Simple, basic, geared for kids, got it. But the recent discovery of The Adventures of Chuck & Friends has caused me to question way to many things.
At its base, the show is about anthropomorphic cars and trucks who have adventures and learn about life. But when you actually begin to look at this show you really begin to question things.
1. Chuck is a dump truck. His mother is a forklift and his father is a big rig. Let that sink in a second. Now I have to wonder about vehicular mating. I really can't imagine sex or reproduction, so how do they have a kid? Did they just go to a dealership and pick one out?
2. Chuck's mother works at a mechanic shop, which for a society of cars would make one assume it to be similar to a hospital. Yet in one episode Chuck needs to go to a doctor so his mother brings him to see an ambulance (doctor) AT A HOSPITAL! If they have doctors and hospitals, what the fuck is the mechanic for? Also, why couldn't his mother fix him is she is a mechanic?
3. Chuck and his friends are always building of doing something that would require hands and feet to accomplish, yet they always explain what they want to do, then cut to a finished product. How the hell do cars who have no arms, legs, hands or feet, build crate forts or sand castles?
I swear I can't stop thinking about the mind blowing questions about this show. My wife has tried to compare it to the logic and premise behind Spider-Man. A high school kid gaining the powers of a spider after being bitten by a radioactive spider makes perfect sence, especially compared to the mating rituals of tractor trailers.
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Friday, December 31, 2010
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Oh, the holidays...right.
Forgot all about the holidays. If nothing else I did pick up some sweet new games and gagets.
Games:
Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
Castlevania: Lord of Shadows
Dead Rising 2
Madden NFL 11 (with Drew Brees on the cover)
DVDs:
The Expendables
Inception
Scott Pilgram vs. The World
Misc:
So Now You're a Zombie: A Handbook for the Newly Undead (book)
Assorted Meats & Cheeses from Hickory Farms & Swiss Colony
Nintendo Monopoly (I have a growing collection of Monopoly games)
A can of Mixed Nuts
A pasta cooker/strainer (as seen on TV)
And my awesome wife got me this:
And as usual, my mother lost one of my gifts. Happens every year. I'm still waiting for the windshield for the CHiPs motorcycle I got back in 1980.
Games:
Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
Castlevania: Lord of Shadows
Dead Rising 2
Madden NFL 11 (with Drew Brees on the cover)
DVDs:
The Expendables
Inception
Scott Pilgram vs. The World
Misc:
So Now You're a Zombie: A Handbook for the Newly Undead (book)
Assorted Meats & Cheeses from Hickory Farms & Swiss Colony
Nintendo Monopoly (I have a growing collection of Monopoly games)
A can of Mixed Nuts
A pasta cooker/strainer (as seen on TV)
And my awesome wife got me this:
And as usual, my mother lost one of my gifts. Happens every year. I'm still waiting for the windshield for the CHiPs motorcycle I got back in 1980.
More Videos
I've become addicted to YouTube. Just enjoy.
NES Left 4 Dead
L4D - Your screwed
Half-Life2 + Castlevania =
Castlevania - Heart of Fire
NES Left 4 Dead
L4D - Your screwed
Half-Life2 + Castlevania =
Castlevania - Heart of Fire
Monday, December 13, 2010
[Mario Paint] Epic Video Game Medly
That didn't take long to post another Mario Paint song. This is an epic 22 song medly of theme songs from some of gaming historys most famous.
[Mario Paint] Metallica - Fade To Black
I have found a new obsession: Mario Paint covers.
Sadly, I was a musician and sucked at composing anything on Mario Paint.
Enjoy, and I'll post new ones I think are good.
Sadly, I was a musician and sucked at composing anything on Mario Paint.
Enjoy, and I'll post new ones I think are good.
Friday, December 3, 2010
Random Thoughts
If "Love means never having to say you are sorry" then I wonder how many men have actually been in love.
I hate Christmas. And I hate being sick. So right now really sucks.
What makes Hot Wheels and Legos better than Matchbox and Mega Blocks?
Card Games on Motorcycles!
Why is it that I will have thousands of thoughts throughout the day, yet when I go to post them here, my mind goes blank. Man, that sucks.
I hate Christmas. And I hate being sick. So right now really sucks.
What makes Hot Wheels and Legos better than Matchbox and Mega Blocks?
Card Games on Motorcycles!
Why is it that I will have thousands of thoughts throughout the day, yet when I go to post them here, my mind goes blank. Man, that sucks.
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Captain N
In case you need a refresher on who Captain N is/was: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_N:_The_Game_Master
Why doesn't someone *cough*[adultswim]*cough* pick this show up just for the hell of it?
On a side note: I wish Matt Moylan would update http://www.lilformers.com/. It's been since September since he last did.
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