Merry Christmas

Some New Orleans Christmas Classics.

Enjoy and Merry Christmas.





Dix Pack of Sixie...Best. Line. Ever.



All songs from the Great Benny Grunch and the Bunch

Fortune Cookie

Actual fortune from today's lunch fortune cookie:

If a turtle doesn't have a shell,
is it naked or homeless?

First, how the hell is this a "fortune"?

Second, the correct answer to this is a turtle without a shell is usually DEAD.

Logic

Oh, the holidays...right.

Forgot all about the holidays. If nothing else I did pick up some sweet new games and gagets.

Games:
Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
Castlevania: Lord of Shadows
Dead Rising 2
Madden NFL 11 (with Drew Brees on the cover)

DVDs:
The Expendables
Inception
Scott Pilgram vs. The World

Misc:
So Now You're a Zombie: A Handbook for the Newly Undead (book)
Assorted Meats & Cheeses from Hickory Farms & Swiss Colony
Nintendo Monopoly (I have a growing collection of Monopoly games)
A can of Mixed Nuts
A pasta cooker/strainer (as seen on TV)

And my awesome wife got me this:


And as usual, my mother lost one of my gifts. Happens every year. I'm still waiting for the windshield for the CHiPs motorcycle I got back in 1980.

Pokemon diets

I have often wondered the same thing. One man's pet is just another mans food I guess.

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